do-not-touch-my-food:

Zucchini Noodles with Meatballs

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

imjustacoffeeshop:

blacksmokeistheanswer:

Beetlejuice cosplayers at London MCM Expo, bloody brilliant


Holy crap, it’s flawless.

imjustacoffeeshop:

blacksmokeistheanswer:

Beetlejuice cosplayers at London MCM Expo, bloody brilliant

Holy crap, it’s flawless.

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure



It’s all falling apart! I’m erasing you, and I’m happy! You did it to me first! I can’t believe you did this to me.


relevant

It’s all falling apart!
I’m erasing you, and I’m happy!
You did it to me first!
I can’t believe you did this to me.

relevant

My freind posted a photo of their family

and I look at it and I’m thinking “who’s that bebe on the left?”

(you know where this story is going)

It was their dad.

The almighty return of the oldy chasing puppy lover!

youths be like:

"But scheduling and shot-listing is just busy work"

do-not-touch-my-food:

Irish Cream Hot Fudge Cupcakes



Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

Wow

Such light

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

Wow

Such light

sofapizza:

thefrogman:

If you are clumsy, it’s always handy to have a retractable head. 

i like turtles.

sofapizza:

thefrogman:

If you are clumsy, it’s always handy to have a retractable head. 

i like turtles.

I just looked up and there is a little kid standing a few feet away.

staring at me.

drinking juice. 

I’m at a college campus. 

where are it’s parents? 

why is it looking at me.

I’m running on 2 hours of sleep, go away.

I love when people are having awkward, or potentially offensive conversations in public and if you look at them they walk faster.

Yes.

Run.

Soup is forever.